UK: Unscripted Employees – Today: Waitrose Wit

I was at Waitrose today and spoke to the cashier about what my Waitrose card can do, and he reeled off the usual corporate spiel, which was long list of things I can do with it depending on how many points I had.

I asked the cashier that if I got 100 points on my card, does that I mean I would be taken out for a posh lunch by ‘the man at the top’ of Waitrose?

The Cashier, thought for a moment, and said ‘Weeeell, he is not very pretty, I wouldn’t’.

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